When people tell you that you eat too much:
tyleroakley: lmaogtfo: So fucking accurate.
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her...
Advice: buying flowers for your girl edition
afternoonsnoozebutton: No carnations. They’re filler flowers. Nothing potted. They encourage a green thumb, and blue balls. No cacti or ferns or mossy things. Flowers should have actual flowers. The classics are generally better bets if you don’t know what she likes: a dozen roses, not the tropical arrangement. If she tells you what she likes, remember it. Write it down. It seems stupid,...