November 2011
17 posts
When people tell you that you eat too much:
tyleroakley:
lmaogtfo:
So fucking accurate.
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her...
Advice: buying flowers for your girl edition
afternoonsnoozebutton:
No carnations. They’re filler flowers.
Nothing potted. They encourage a green thumb, and blue balls.
No cacti or ferns or mossy things. Flowers should have actual flowers.
The classics are generally better bets if you don’t know what she likes: a dozen roses, not the tropical arrangement.
If she tells you what she likes, remember it. Write it down. It seems stupid,...
